A trio of out-of-the-ordinary home repairs

I have a bit of a mixed-track record with home repair projects. Some, like rewiring my doorbell or replacing the inner seal of my toilet have gone well. However, the time I decided to replace the disposal in the kitchen sink over Memorial Day weekend was a historically spectacular (and expensive) failure.

Over the last few weeks I’ve tackled a few projects that I have been putting off because they presented some unique challenges, and to my surprise each one has gone quite well. They each required some creative techniques I hadn’t been familiar with, so I thought I would share them here with some of my other homeowner friends.

A stripped screw hole

A few weeks ago, the door to our bathroom cabinet popped off.  It has done this a few times in its past life, and each time I screwed it back on, I worried a bit because I could see that the wood around the screw hole was not in good shape. I wasn’t sure how long it would hold.

This time, I found I was indeed in trouble. The screw hole was completely stripped – you could just slide the screw in and out, so there was no way to reattach it.

The screw hole was completely stripped.

The screw hole was completely stripped.

I figured this was the end of the road for me, and I would need an actual handyman or carpenter to come in and fix it. But, I did some research on Google and found that a stripped screw hole is not nearly as difficulty to repair as I had assumed. All you need are some toothpicks, a razor blade, and some wood glue.

The first step is to fill the hole with bits of wood and wood glue. Toothpicks are a good choice because they are readily available and easy to fit into the hole.

Fill up the hole with pieces of wood and glue.

Fill up the hole with pieces of wood and glue.

Basically, you dip a toothpick into some wood glue, then stick it into the hole and break it off. Then you do this again. And again. You keep doing it until you can’t fit any more pieces in. Then you use a razor blade to trim the pieces flat with the wood and leave the glue to dry.

Once the glue has had time to set, you can try putting a screw back in (it helps to have someone hold the cabinet door in place).

Once the glue has had time to set, you can try putting a screw back in (it helps to have someone hold the cabinet door in place).

After a few hours, you are ready put in a screw. All the extra pieces of wood give the screw something to bit into, and it should hold quite well.

So far, so good. The cabinet door has stayed in place for more than a month now. No carpenter needed!

Fixing a door’s misaligned strike plate

On to repair project two… getting our doors to latch.

We are the first owners of our home and have lived here for over ten years. The house was quite well made, but one small imperfection has always bothered me – several of the bedroom doors don’t actually latch.

They close, but the strike plates don’t quite line up, so they don’t actually latch. And if they don’t latch, they don’t lock. This didn’t used to bother me, but now that the kids are seven and five, I like to be able to get dressed in peace without one of the kids suddenly barging in.

Unfortunately, it’s not so easy to fix the positioning of these strike plates. They were just a little too high and needed to be lowered a quarter of a inch. Because of the existing screw holes and latch hole, this wasn’t just a simple matter of drilling a few new holes or filling in a stripped screw hole like I did on the cabinet. It would be a big project. I didn’t want that level of trouble.

The hole in the strike plate needed to be expanded just a little bit further down.

The hole in the strike plate needed to be expanded just a little bit further down.

Really, I just needed to make the hole for the door latch a little bit bigger.  If I could add 1/8 to 1/4 of an inch to the hole, the doors would latch. But how?

I have a file, but there was wasn’t enough maneuverability to really expand out the hole. Then, I had the bright idea of using a drill.  Normally a drill drives forward, but I thought that if I rubbed the side of the drill bit along the bottom of the hole as it spun, I could slowly file down the hole to the needed size.

It was a good idea, but no luck. The drill just didn’t have enough grinding power on the edges to do anything meaningful. I was about to give up, when it occurred to me that perhaps someone made a drill bit specifically for filing down the sides.

Rotary burrs can be used to make a small hole wider.

Rotary burrs can be used to make a small hole wider.

Sure enough, they do. They are called rotary burrs and are used for carving and sculpting. I found a set for just $12 on Amazon.

By attaching the burrs to my drill, I was able to quickly grind down the bottom of the hole on the strike plate to make it bigger.

By attaching the burrs to my drill, I was able to quickly grind down the bottom of the hole on the strike plate to make it bigger.

I selected the one with the most cylindrical shape and set about expanding the holes.  Within a few minutes, I had expanded the holes to be low enough for the doors to actually latch. Success!

A toilet tank that is losing water

Emboldened by these successes, I decided to take on a plumbing project that has been bugging me. I’ve noticed that the toilet on the 3rd floor periodically tops off its tank without having been used. The toilet isn’t leaking, but clearly the water is going somewhere.

I checked the flapper valve and it seemed okay. I thought that the water might be going down the overflow tube, since the water level was very close to it. I tried significantly lowering the water level in the tank, but the problem didn’t go away. The tank would still periodically add water.

Not sure where to go next, I figured I would need a plumber. But I googled around a bit more and discovered that there is a simple way to test where the problem is – food coloring!

The idea is that you put food coloring in the tank, and then you wait a while and see if there is food coloring in the toilet bowl. If there is, then you know that the flapper valve is leaking.

I decided to give it a try. We didn’t have any food coloring (I don’t think Aviva has ever used food coloring in her life), but I asked her to see if the Whole Foods around the corner had any when she went to pick up a few things. She was skeptical that Whole Foods would carry this, but she dutifully returned home with what was probably the most expensive food coloring available (because what other kind would Whole Foods stock?).

The kids were fascinated, and they watched me dump some food coloring into the tank. 10 minutes later, we came back to take look.

Blue water in the bowl meant that water was indeed leaking from flapper valve into the tank.

Blue water in the bowl meant that water was indeed leaking from flapper valve into the tank.

Sure, enough, the toilet bowl was now blue!

I still have to stop at the hardware store and pick up a new flapper valve, but even with my mixed track record on plumbing projects, I should be able to handle this one.

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An even better way to get Apple earbuds to stay in your ears

A couple of years ago, I wrote a post about my difficulties getting Apple’s ear pods and ear buds to stay in my ears. The post has been surprisingly popular, and based on the commentary it seems like 20-25% of people have the same problem I do – the ear pods just fall right out.  The other 75-80% of people don’t have this problem.

Back then, I solved the problem with a product called Earbudi. These are hooks that clip on to ear pods and loop around your ear, preventing them from falling out even heavy activity like exercise. That post continues to drive several hundred page views a week, and a lot of people have followed my lead.

I feel bad, because I don’t actually use them anymore.

Don’t get me wrong – my ears haven’t magically reshaped themselves so the ear pods stay in, and the Earbudi does do a wonderful job.

The problem is that they have turned out to be quite flimsy. They are made from thin plastic that clips onto the ear pods to hold them in place, and it turns out this can break easily. After just a few months of riding around in a dedicated pocked in my Timbuk2 Messenger Commander bag, these pieces cracked and broke.

I replaced them a few times, but the same thing kept happening. Eventually I gave up.

About 8 months ago, I stumbled across a different product that has held up much better… Earhoox. These are small rubber attachments that loop onto the ear buds with a small protrusion.

Earhoox are small rubber attachments that add a small hook onto the top of the ear pod

Earhoox are small rubber attachments that add a small hook onto the top of the ear pod

Unlike the Earbudi, the Earhoox don’t loop around your ear. The small protrusion naturally hooks onto the fold of the ear, and somehow, magically, this allows it to stay in place.

It works remarkably well, though I don’t understand why. I’ve gone running with them, and I’ve used them while reclining in a dentist’s chair. Something between the extra friction provided by the rubber and the way it fits into the natural folds of the ear allows it to sustain bumps, tugs, and vibrations.

Best of all, it is remarkably durable. The flexible rubber just absorbs jostling, and even after months and months of use, I haven’t noticed any tears or breaks.

They’re just $9.99, so if your ear pods fall out of your ears easily like mine do, go get a pair.

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No, you probably don’t *need* an Apple Watch

People keep asking me when I’m going to write a post about the Apple Watch, so here it is.

I generally buy 1st generation products (well, ones from Apple, anyways) because I am curious to see how the technology is developing and evolving. I had a 1st generation iPhone and a 1st generation iPad. Getting the 1st generation Apple Watch was a foregone conclusion.

I’ve been using mine for about two weeks now. I got it three days after the April 24th launch date, which remains kind of a mysterious miracle. The launch of pre-orders on April 10th fell out on the end of Passover, and in observance of rules to not use electricity on the holidays, I wasn’t able to order it until almost two days later, when every single model was listed a “Shipping in June.”

I had resigned myself to a very long wait, but to my surprise I got a shipping notification on April 25th, and it arrived two days later. I have no idea how I was able to jump the line. My one suspicion is that there may have been a surplus of my model (an Apple Watch Sport 42mm with a blue strap), since Apple was holding a raffle for this particular model to help developers jump ahead of the line so they could test their apps. But that’s my only guess.

I opted for the Apple Watch Sport for a few reasons. First and foremost, it’s very clear that this is a 1st generation product, and I will probably upgrade again when the next much-improved model comes out. Second, I go running a few times a week, so the lighter weight appealed to me.

I went with the Apple Watch Sport with the blue band.

I went with the Apple Watch Sport with the blue band.

As for the band, I went with blue. The sport came in black, white, pink, green, and blue. This is the same blue that I chose for the cover of my iPads, and frankly, I liked the fact that the blue would stand out a bit. Men have such few opportunities to accessorize. Might as well make a statement.

The first day that I had the watch, I needed to catch an evening trip down to New York. During the day, people didn’t seem to notice it until I walked into the airport in Boston, at which point it was like a magnet and everybody started asking me about it. Clearly, the business travelers were target demographic.

At the security line, the woman next to me turned and started.  “Ooh, you have an Apple Watch!  How are you using it?  What are you doing with it?”

I started at her, speechless. Do with it? Well, nothing yet.

With the iPhone, I could immediately articulate the value to people who couldn’t fathom why you would want one. It’s the internet in your pocket… when you are out and about and need to look something up… It gives you one device for everything…

The iPad was a little more challenging to explain, but you could still do it. It’s about casual browsing… about watching movies and reading books… a better balance of usability and portability…

But the Apple Watch? Well, it’s much harder to explain. It allows you to strike a different, less disruptive relationship with your phone. And it’s an excellent fitness band. What does it allow me to do that I couldn’t do before? Hmm…

Don’t get me wrong – as I will explain below, I really like having the Apple Watch. But unless you have a certain relationship with your phone, it’s difficult to articulate why you might want one. I certainly can’t say that you *need* one.

The Apple Watch is essentially a remote control for your iPhone. It doesn’t do anything that your iPhone doesn’t, but it saves you from having to take it out of your pocket. If you are one of those people who is taking out your phone every time a notification comes in, the real value is that you can briefly glance at your watch without disrupting what you are doing.

I’m sure 75% of the people reading this are saying to themselves, “That is the dumbest reason to spend $400 I have ever heard.”

And I’m sure the other 25% are nodding their head, knowing exactly what I am talking about.

If you are part of the 75%, I’d suggest you stop reading now. There is nothing I will ever be able to do to convince you of the value. You have a different relationship with your device, and I’m sure you are looking at me as a pitiful creature who has become enslaved to his device. I see your point, but I view it differently. I’m not going to try to argue with you.

For the other 25%…

One of the best things about the Apple Watch is for having small kids. When I visited my daughter’s school a few days ago, I saw a sheet she had made all about her family and what each family member liked.  I was relieved when it said “My Daddy likes to go running.” I was fearful that it was going to say, “My Daddy likes looking at his phone.”

Here is a typical scene in my house: I’m the parent who does bedtime with the kids, and right around 7:50 pm I am frequently sitting in the rocking chair with a seven-year-old and almost-five-year-old sitting on my lap. And then my phone will ding with a text message. Until I stop and take my phone out of my pocket to look at the message, I won’t know if it is something important and timely, like a message from my wife reminding me to give my daughter her medicine, or something mundane like an acknowledgement of a text message I had sent earlier in the evening, or something urgent like a colleague needing help on an unexpected problem.

The Apple Watch allows me to know what the situation is without disrupting my time with my kids. I can briefly glance at my watch and then go back to reading the bedtime story unless it is really something that requires immediate attention. They aren’t really aware I am doing it.

Similarly, when I was in two back-to-back four hour meetings in NYC, I turned on notifications of my work email so that I could generally be aware of what was going on. As the senior technologist in my group, I’m often an escalation point for major issues. While I like not checking my email, the fear that there is something that urgently requires my attention gnaws at me.

Over the course of the day, I was able to generally keep abreast of what was going on and not worry.  At two different points during the day, messages popped up that required immediate attention. At those points, I was able to pop open my laptop, fire off a few messages, and return my attention to the meeting at hand.

Do you *need* a device to do this? No. But I find it worthwhile.

The Apple Watch is also an excellent fitness band. It’s an activity monitor, which shows your progress against three daily goals (calories, exercise, and standing) and nudges you periodically to get up and move around. This very much fits my personality, since I have been tracking my exercise and no soda streaks for almost a year.

I also much prefer it for running than using RunKeeper on my phone. The ability to just glance at my watch and check time progress or pause it when I get to a stoplight is really great. I’ve stopped using RunKeeper and just use the Apple Watch’s built-in app.

A few other topics…

Battery life has been excellent. Even on days when I go running for 45 minutes, the battery is still in the 40-50% range at the end of the day. Yes, I have to charge each night, and I have to carry yet another proprietary cable when I travel, but battery life has not been an issue at all.

I find apps on my Apple Watch absolutely useless. 85% of what I am using the watch for is to check notifications. Another 10% is to respond to text messages. If I want to do anything more sophisticated, I really *can* take the 5.5 inch iPhone out of my pocket for a much better experience. I have not come across anything that I would prefer to do on my watch over actually using the iPhone.

One exception is the “Remote” app for the Apple Watch. The Apple Remote is always getting lost, and the Apple Watch app is quite seamless to take control.

Another exception is Apple Pay. Swiping my watch to checkout is a seamless, beautiful thing. Even the checkout clerk at Whole Foods thought it was pretty cool.

For reasons I cannot understand, Siri seems to work much better on the watch than my phone. I am often using Siri to respond to text messages on my watch, and it seems to have a much lower error rate.

At times, it’s a two handed device. Unless you raise your arm when a notification comes in (at which point it shows it to you automatically), you need to swipe the screen to see missed notifications. That means with your left hand you need to raise your arm (better not be carrying anything in it), and then you need to swipe with your right hand (better not be carrying anything it it either).

I’ve never answered a phone call on my watch like Dick Tracy. It’s not that I haven’t tried, but there is a bug somewhere, and my iPhone 6 Plus immediately reboots the moment I try to do this. I think there may be a bug with the iPhone being paired to both the Apple Watch and my bluetooth headset, but that’s just a guess. I’m waiting for the next update from Apple.

In Summary

I really do like the watch. I find it timely and convenient, and I’m happy I have it.

Do you need one? Probably not. If you are one of those people who is frequently checking notifications on their phone, you may find it quite useful, as I do. If your relationship to your phone is like mine, go ahead and splurge.

If not, you can remain smug in your superior independence from your iPhone. But please keep it to yourself.

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Teaching basic Logo programming concepts to young children with the Robot Turtles board game

When I was in first grade, my class had an Apple II in the classroom for a month or two, and we were all able to take turns making pictures using a program called Logo. There was no mouse on this computer, so to draw a picture, you needed to give instructions by controlling a pointer called the “Turtle”. You could move it forward and turn it right and left.

For example, to draw a square, you would give these series of commands:

FD 10
RT 90
FD 10
RT 90
FD 10
RT 90
FD 10

The FD command would move the turtle forward 10 units, then the RT would turn the turtle right 90 degrees. As it would go, it would draw a line.  You can try it online at this Logo website.

This simple program draws a square by repeatedly moving forward and turning right.

This simple program draws a square by repeatedly moving forward and turning right.

Logo has other commands that allows you to control the color of the line or turn the pen on and off. You can also create functions to repeat steps of command. So, by adding a 10 degree turn to the instructions for a square above and repeating it over and over, you can create a geometric  shape:

By repeating the square instructions over and over but adding a ten degree turn after each one, you can create geometric shapes in Logo.

By repeating the square instructions over and over but adding a ten degree turn after each one, you can create geometric shapes in Logo.

I remember working quite hard on drawing a picture of the space shuttle on the Apple II. What I didn’t realize at the time is that I was learning my first programming language, which turned out to be a very valuable skill in my career.

Nowadays, with iPads and touch screens, it’s hard to get kids interested in the idea of drawing with Logo. They are used to something which much more immediate feedback. I’ve tried showing my children Logo programs, but they don’t see much appeal.

However, my four year old son really likes board games, and a friend mentioned that her kids really like a board game called Robot Turtles. I bought it on her recommendation, and it turned out to be a huge hit.

The game is based on the concept of Logo, but rather than drawing, the goal is to move the turtle to a goal. The board is set up on a grid, and you have cards that allow you to move the turtle forward, turn right, and turn left.

The board is set up as a grid, and the turtle can move forward or turn right or left.

The board is set up as a grid, and the turtle can move forward or turn right or left.

It comes with a series of obstacle cards, and so you can set up the board to be as simple or as complicated a path to the goal as is appropriate for the child.

No reading is required for the child. They lay out a series of cards to move forward, turn right, and turn left to get the turtle to the goal.

The child lays out a series of cards to move forward and turn right or left to guide the turtle to the goal.

The child lays out a series of cards to move forward and turn right or left to guide the turtle to the goal.

You move the turtle based on the cards the child lays out (they encourage you to make funny sounds as you go), and the child gets to see what works and what doesn’t. Then they can make corrections.

The game adds a bunch of additional options to make it more challenging. There are “frozen” blocks that must be melted with a special “laser” card, and then there are movable blocks that can be pushed. This allows you to create increasingly challenging puzzles along the lines of Sokoban.

They also have a “function” card for repeated commands, but in my opinion I think this was too much of a stretch.

My son really loved this game. For days, he would ask every babysitter and adult he could find to please play Robot Turtles. And I have seen that he has really internalized some of the ideas. If you ask him, he is able to articulate his “plan” in a series of steps that are thought out ahead of time.

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Shortcut: Reply to text messages without unlocking your iPhone

It’s possible to respond to a text message straight from the lock screen of your iPhone, or mark a message as read.  This is by no means a secret trick, but I have realized that most people I’ve talked to don’t know about this little shortcut, so I thought I would share.

Before we get to the reply trick, it’s helpful to know that all iPhone lock screen notifications are swipe-able.  Normally, when you unlock your phone, you swipe at the bottom of your phone’s screen, where it says “slide to unlock”.  This will unlock your phone (after you enter passcode, assuming you have one… You do have one, right?) and take you back to wherever you left off.

However, if instead of swiping at the bottom of the screen, you swipe on a notification, you jump straight to that application.  If it’s a text message, it will jump to messages.  If it’s a twitter mention, it opens twitter.  If it’s a Facebook tag, it opens Facebook.  Some applications are even smart enough to jump straight to the the message or event that triggered the notification.

This trick has been around since iOS 5, but not everyone has noticed it.

Now, on to to the text message trick.  Imagine you have a text message on your lock screen:

A fairly typical text message from my wife...

A fairly typical text message from my wife…

With iOS 8, Apple added something new.  Rather than swiping from left to right, the way you would to unlock your phone, you can now also swipe right to left.  This opens up special lock screen options:


Two buttons appear.  The first is a dismiss button, which will mark the message as read and remove the notification from the lock screen.  This is great for messages that don’t need a response, and it also saves you from having to go in and mark it as read to clear the badge on your messages app (if you like to keep it clear).

Hitting the “Reply” button will allow you to respond immediately to the message:

Type an on-screen reply

Type an on-screen reply

Type your response, hit send, and go back to whatever you were doing before.

Text messages aren’t the only applications that have these special lock screen options.  Gmail allows you to immediately archive messages, Skype allows you to reply, and so forth.  Play around and see what options your apps provide.

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My favorite travel gear – electronics edition

As I have spent more time traveling over the past several months, I’ve settled on a set of must-have electronics that make the logistics a lot easier. I thought I would share some of my favorites.

Take the HEAVIER iPhone charger

Usually, the first rule of traveling is the keep things as light weight as possible, but I have found that the opposite is true for your iPhone charger. The usb charger that Apple ships with each iPhone is small and portable, but its output is also just 5 watts. This is fine for plugging in overnight or if you can stay put for a few hours.

However, when you are traveling, you often don’t have these kinds of charging luxuries. Your phone is working overtime as you rely on it for both data connectivity and directions via GPS. Your days are much longer, as you get up earlier than normal for an early train or catch a late flight home. It’s not uncommon to find your phone running uncomfortably low on battery.

While you are grabbing a quick dinner at the airport or waiting 15-20 minutes for your flight to begin boarding, you might spot an available outlet to plug in. Sadly, that 5W charger just won’t do a lot of good for a quick charge in this situation. You might get a couple of percentage points back, but it won’t help much.

For these situations, I have taken to traveling with an iPad charger instead of the ones meant for an iPhone. It takes the same USB lightning cable that works with the phone, but it delivers a lot more power: 12 Watts. For just a little more weight and bulk, I can drive a lot more electrons in the the phone’s battery during these short charging windows.

More outlets when you need them

The design of many hotel rooms kind of baffles me. There just aren’t enough plugs for all the gadgets I travel with. I have a laptop, an iPhone, an iPad, and a bluetooth headset, but more often than not there are hardly any plugs. The ones that are there are many times hidden behind nightstands or unhelpfully located in the bathroom. It’s a real hassle trying to plug everything in.

For these situations I always travel with an ultra slim usb charger. I stumbled on this device at a Rite Aid with a Philips label, but I have found it under other sellers, including someone called XTG.

This charger is completely flat but provides two power outlets and two USB ports.

This charger is completely flat but provides two power outlets and two USB ports.

It’s an amazing device. It’s completely flat and folds to just a half inch thick, which makes it easy to slip into a laptop bag. However, a plug pops out the back to plug it into a wall plate. It then provides two well spaced AC adapters and two USB adapters. From just one plug, I can hook up my computer, my iPad, my iPhone and my USB headset. The USB ports don’t provide enough amperage to charge an iPad, but they will work for smaller devices like an iPhone or a bluetooth device.

The other nice thing about this device is it allows me to split any plug. If I am desperately searching around for a place to charge my phone at an airport but all plugs are taken, I can ask to share someone’s plug by using this device to “split” one plug into two.

A really short extension cord

Another very handy item to carry around is a really short extension cord… just 12 inches! Apple products are nice, but when you bring the MacBook’s travel charger, it doesn’t always fit so well into the available plug. Many AC ports in conference rooms are recessed into the table for aesthetics, and sometimes the weight of the charger pulls it out.

This nice, short extension cord makes it easy to reach anywhere

This nice, short extension cord makes it easy to reach anywhere

A nice, short 1 foot extension cord has a nice narrow plug that you can fit into even the most cumbersome AC outlets. It’s also quite handy when the one available outlet in the hotel room is behind the bedside table. I often use this in combination with the ultra slim USB charger (above).

A retractable HDMI cable

I generally rely on loading up my iPad or iPhone with some movies or videos to relax, and when I am in a hotel room in the evening, I can also supplement with streaming video from Netflix or Hulu. Sure, I can watch on the small screens, which is fine for an airplane, but in the hotel room, it feels like kind of a waste. There’s this nice big HDTV just sitting there.

Invariably, I have found that these TVs have extra ports in the back, including an HDMI. So rather than watch on the small screen, I just use an HDMI adapter to hook my iPad or iPhone right up to the TV and watch on the big screen.  The only catch is that most of these devices have no available cable, so I need to provide my own HDMI cable, which is bulky.

This retractable HDMI cable is just a few inches wide but expands to over four feet long.

This retractable HDMI cable is just a few inches wide but expands to over four feet long.

I found this nice retractable HDMI cable, which takes up very little space in my laptop bag but lets me watch TV in comfort.

Noise Canceling Headphones

And of course I would be remiss if I didn’t mention my Bose Quiet Comfort 25 noise canceling headphones. They don’t block all noise, but they really take the edge off of the drone of a loud airplane or train.

These noise canceling headphones can block out the loud drone of the airplane or the rumblings of a snoring child.

These noise canceling headphones can block out the loud drone of the airplane or the rumblings of a snoring child.

I’ve also found that they do an excellent job of silencing the sound of my daughter’s snoring on those nights when she insists of coming into our bed at 4am and cannot be convinced to go elsewhere.

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Shortcut: How to cheat when your child tells you to close your eyes

With my kids now ages five and seven, they often get quite involved in their projects. They will build forts out the couch, or draw elaborate pictures and mazes, or set up theatrical performances for us to watch.

They are so proud of these creations that they don’t want to show them off until they are ready. I’ve lost count of the number of times I have walked in the door at the end of the day to be greeted by horrified squeals from my kids as they shout, “Don’t look! Don’t look!”

The only proper response to this is “I’m closing my eyes!”, shortly followed by “I didn’t see anything!”  And this is mostly true, because frankly I had no idea what the chaotic activity they were involved in was supposed to be. I then exit the room so I can open my eyes again.

This works fine up to a point. The problem is that invariably, the kids are not 30 seconds away from being done. It might be 5 minutes, it might be 10, it might be longer. Our house is small, and I cannot avoid going into the living room if they are working on their secret project there.

There’s a limit to how long I can keep my eyes closed for.

Several months ago, I figured out a shortcut for this problem. Kids have a very naive understanding of what it means to close your eyes. To them, if they cannot see your eyes, they assume you cannot see anything. So as long as your eyes are hidden from their view, they will be fine.

Now, when I am told to close my eyes, I cover them with my hand. My kids are thrilled, because in their mind, I have created an impenetrable wall through which I cannot see.

My eyes are closed, right?

My eyes are closed, right?

The reality is that I haven’t covered my eyes; I have just tented them. My hand is at an angle that blocks my vision straight out, but otherwise I can see all around me.

I can see around me just fine.

I can see around me just fine.

This gives me enough vision to move around the room and find whatever I need… provided I can do it one-handed.

And the best part is that the kids keep working on their “secret” project – independently.

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